Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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