So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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