he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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