Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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