It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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