True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
