doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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