do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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