i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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