Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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