If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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