Walk of Shame. In a state park.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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