Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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