no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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