I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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