I didn't shave. On purpose
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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