I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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