nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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