; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
