Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
kristin has been a bad kristin
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
vagina is talking i cant
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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