it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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