I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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