And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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