on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
a search helicopter?!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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