piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
