This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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