Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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