Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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