I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
