oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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