Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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