At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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