That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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