After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize