I think I just saw someone hide a body.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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