im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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