Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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