Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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