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my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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