i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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