My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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