I would go down on you faster than GM stock
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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