I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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