Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
