we have officially mastered the walk of shame
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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