he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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