i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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