There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Randomize
