I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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