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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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