either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
