whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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